Category Archives: Food

Speculoos cookie butter cups: now a thing?!

Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Speculoos Cookie Butter Cups

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Speculoos Cookie Butter Cups


Sure, Trader Joe’s on a holiday weekend will be difficult, but I owe it to the world to check this product out and make sure it’s safe for the people I care about to consume. Yes. That’s it.

And what of the mud pies?

The problem with the concept of “clean” food is that the imagery is all wrong. You’re saying that other food is “dirty,” but supposed “clean” foods are closer to having been dirt-encrusted plants.

Tangentially, I miss my garden.

Tangentially, I miss my garden.

I ate a salad on May 17, 2012. Evidently.

This is a salad.

I’m cleaning out my drafts for the blog. I have absolutely no idea why I took a picture of it and saved it as a draft. But it was a pretty enough salad. So here it is.


Meat Images: Part Two

I was looking for a photo to illustrate a Conumerist post when I noticed that by searching for the word “meat,” I could find some seriously weird stuff.

It could just be me, but I think I could market a diet book based on this material. Feeling hungry? Just flip through these pictures and immediately lose your appetite.

Day 138: Meat

Happy Looking Dead Pig

Burgers built with what you love [citation needed]

The most disgusting sign EVER!