Generational problems

People I am always confusing with each other:

  • Mickey Rourke, Mickey Rooney, and Andy Rooney
  • Doris Duke, Doris Day, and Dorothy Day

Free range grass-fed Irish Setters

Every time I look at this bag, I think that it’s the dogs that are free-range and grass-fed.

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Taking inspiration from inspiration.

I should take inspiration from my mother, who, like me, often got lost. But she never yelled SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, at least not in my hearing. Instead, a wicked grin on her face, she yelled WE’RE HAVING AN ADVENTURE, KIDS, and my sister and I were credulous enough, and young enough, and enough in awe of her ability to wend through life without crashing, to believe her. She never cared when she lost her way, because she always had faith she’d find another one.

Amy Biancolli

Nooooo

Well, okay.

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